Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Your Readerly Laugh for the Day

One morning a woman decides to take her husband's fishing boat out.  She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read.  The peace and solitude are magnificent until...

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.  'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
    
'Reading a book,' she replies, thinking, Isn't it obvious?
    
 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
    
 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
    
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
    
'If you do that,’ says the woman, ‘I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
    
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
    
'That's true, but you have all the equipment...  For all I know you could start at any moment.'
    
Silence.  Then, 'Have a nice day ma'am.'


MORAL:
NEVER ARGUE WITH ANYONE WHO READS. 
IT IS LIKELY THAT PERSON CAN ALSO THINK.

6 Comments:

At 14 September, 2010 , Blogger Hadassah Fey said...

This is hilarious! Thanks for making me feel good about my reading! :)

 
At 16 September, 2010 , Blogger Welwyn-on-books said...

Don't you always feel good about your reading? Who was the meanie who took away the flashlight you used for reading under the covers? Reading's like... it. How can we learn to be writers unless we read?

 
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